Posted by guest blogger Locutisprime
Your first time being screwed shouldn't be with just anybody. It should be with someone special, someone who understands you. Someone who promises to be gentle. Someone who cares about you.
Really? This is what American politics have been reduced to? Barack Obama utilizing sexual innuendo to appeal to young impressionable female voters? This tactic may have worked for Vladamir Putin, but I pray to God it fails here in America.
For those undecided young and dumb voters who are thinking about voting for Barack Obama for the first time? I'd advise you to have a word with his previous conquests. Talk to those who have already been screwed by this guy. Let them tell you how this smooth talking hustler screwed them and walked away laughing.
My advice to young people preparing to vote in this election is this. If you really want vote for your first STD (stupid talking democrat) go ahead and vote for Barack Obama. You will be sorry that you did.
President Obama’s campaign is targeting young voters with a double-entendre-laden YouTube ad — an ad that faintly imitates one Vladimir Putin used to appeal to the young to win his presidential election earlier this year.
Obama’s ad, “The First Time,” is more straightforward. Lena Dunham faces the camera and says, “Your first time shouldn’t be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy.” From there, it quickly becomes obvious she’s talking about first-time voting, not sex, although the intended double-meaning is obvious.
Putin’s ad is more elaborate. A fortune teller promises a beautiful blonde that she will find the man of her destiny — and it turns out to be Vladimir Putin. “You’ll be happy with him,” the fortune teller says, according to the translation in YouTube’s caption.