Guest posted by tim, The Godless Heathen
In honor of Islamic Rage Boy finding something, anything and everything to be perpetually offended by, I bring to you, gentle reader, the -
‘Top ten things Islamic Rage Boy will riot about next’
10.) The cost of kiddie porn doubles.
9.) The highly anticipated new Spring of ’13 line of designer burkas by Tommy Hilfiger will be offered in a slightly sexier shade of black and a most daring skirt length that will not drag on the ground.
8.) A miscommunication happens at a Friday prayer when a Imam with a most unfortunate speech impediment, when meaning to say that men must “beat their wives with thirteen lashes” the congregation instead hears “bestiality will no longer be permissible”.
7.) After years of the most intensive scientific research ever by Muslim scholars, the University of Cairo releases its findings in which they’ve discovered that Mecca is actually four hundred miles to the south underneath a landfill.
6.) It’s revealed that falafels are secretly made out of pork.
5.) Al Qaeda announces that due to the worldwide recession the promised 72 virgins for martyrdom has been downgraded to; one old, syphilitic prostitute, an incontinent pet monkey and a DVD box set of every season of the Rosie O’Donnell Show.
4.) Leaked intel. shows all US drone pilots are blond haired, blue eyed, Christian women.
3.) Israel announces plans to continue being the most prosperous, technologically advanced, freedom loving, personal rights promoting, religious tolerant country in the Middle East.
2.) The election of Pres. Mitt Romney.
And the number one thing that Islamic Rage Boy will riot about next…
1.) A YouTube documentary video from 2010, with six views to date, attempting to demonstrate that Islam is truly a religion of peace inadvertently highlights all of the rioting, terrorism and killing perpetrated by Muslims in the last 1,200 years.
Peace be upon you.