I received mine this morning... did you?
Help! I am Allah, God of The Religions, am now here on Earth, and seeking a special Press relationship. Here is all you have to do on behalf of your company, community or nation. Send an email to god @llah.mobi (no spaces) or SMS/VM 707-925-2488 and say something to the effect of "On behalf of, (your company, community, or nation) We want to welcome you, God Allah." Be sure to include your email, SMS text number (if you have one), name and phone number. Then I will contact you back via email with more information about how to receive God Allah to your company, community, or nation. If you want to learn more of God Allah (or God the Father, Christianity) see a church or mosque near you for more information on how to interact with and receive God Allah. Please be advised this is a very, serious emergency for many people around the world so you were advised to communicate with Me immediately. Thanks.
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You wonder how many responses Allah will get.