Guest posted by tim, The Godless Heathen.
In honor of our friends on the Left, who somehow did a remarkable job of keeping everything in perspective in relationship to the recent incident in Tucson, (where as you know, a young man with a gun, given to him by the NRA and directed by Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, decided to act like an Iraqi Freedom Fighter), and in the atmosphere of congeniality by our friends on the other side of the aisle who also did a great service by reminding us all of the need for more civility, I made a list of what else they might be so kind to teach us about. Enjoy!
John Kerry - Increasing the standards for the Purple Heart
Michael Moore - The secret to staying thin
Bill Clinton - The importance of fidelity in a marriage
Pres. Obama - Why the redistribution of wealth never works
The importance of deficit reduction
The key to never blaming your predecessor
10 easy ways to acting presidential
National Organization for Women - Why the subjugation of women in the Middle East is really a good thing
Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Barbra Streisand,
Jane Fonda and The Dixie Chicks - Keeping politics out of the entertainment industry
Keith Olberman - Finding your inner peace
Michelle Obama - How the First Lady can set a good example while the country is in extremely tough economic times
John Edwards - Being the best, loving husband while your wife is dying of cancer
Al Gore - Preparing for the coming ice age
Hillary Clinton - Staying relevant in Washing D.C.
Sean Penn - Why I’m moving to Venezuela and you should too
Harry Reid - The key to a dynamic personality
Nancy Pelosi - Honesty and integrity in 21st century politics
I could do this all day, but you get the picture and maybe you’d like to add to the list. Just remember, as the Left has told us, be civil (ya’ racist, Teabagging Nazis).