...for our pet projects, which are good for the planet because we say so. Trust us!
That's from Morgan's list of Environmental Movement Slogans truth-telling greenies ought to be using.
Here's his Top 10:
1. Gutting the scientific method like a fish, for the sake of our environment.
2. Lying to people…for a cause we think is wonderful.
3. The greatest scam of all time…so we can feel good about ourselves.
4. Robbing from the producers…to give to the usual suspects.
5. Destroying technology on purpose…because let’s be real, what the heck has it ever done for any of us?
6. Tailoring the evidence to fit our preconceived notions.
7. The science is settled: Everyone who agrees with us, agrees with us! (Blogger friend Phil said this somewhere.)
8. Scaring kids, for a cleaner planet.
9. Saving plants and trees, by reducing the levels of carbon dioxide…which is precisely what they need to survive.
10. Making people feel bad about driving their cars…while we fly around in our private jets.
He's got more... all poignant and worthy.
Just too... too... funny!
(If only it weren't so darn true!!!)
I think I'm going to have to blog it if you don't mind!
Posted by: chuck aka xtnyoda | Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 05:51 PM