Terrorists killed by bear

Obama Administration condemns bear's unilateral action:

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.

Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

Hillary Clinton is reported to be upset by the bear's unwillingness to implement concessions and has asked that the bear be willing to freeze the growth of future bear communities.

Film at 11.

Crossposted(*).

Comments

[tim aka The Godless Heathen]

Allah akbar!!!

[Mommynator]

Medals and prime steak all around to the bears!!!

[Rick]

I think tim mean Alla akbear...

[Rick]

This just in... terrorists were hampered by their inability to find women and children as human shields...

[Bernie]

GO WINNIE