File this under "you never want a serious crisis to go to waste":
If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.
That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.
They say only frequent counter-attacks with increasing force would eradicate the fictional creatures.
The scientific paper is published in a book - Infectious Diseases Modelling Research Progress.
In books, films, video games and folklore, zombies are undead creatures, able to turn the living into other zombies with a bite.
But there is a serious side to the work.
Of course there is... and that's why we need a Zombie Czar... I nominate Nancy Pelosi who seems to fit the part quite nicely... in more ways than one.
Rahm Emanuel could not be reached for comment.
Ever since seeing the original Night of The Living Dead in black and white, I have known how to deal with zombies.
One rifle shot or shotgun blast to the head and they are done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKvmOEGCU
Posted by: Locutisprime | Wednesday, September 23, 2009 at 02:06 PM
That face of Pelosi's is enough to send even the undead fleeing.
Posted by: RandomThoughts | Thursday, September 24, 2009 at 02:30 AM