'We're Oh So..."

From The American Thinker comes a nice little Russ Vaughn ditty that explains how the Democrats feel about us ignorant Right wingers. Enjoy:

We're Oh So... (a poem)

We’re hip, we’re cool and oh so arty;
We’re Democrats, the smarter party.
We’re sophisticated unlike you;
We understand merci beaucoup.
We’re urbane while you’re provincial;
We’re worldly-wise, so existential.
We’re cultured, complex, so refined;
We’ve left you ignorant serfs behind.
We’re witty authors of clever puns,
While you clods cling to God and guns.
Were you not so closed and clannish,
We’d have you peons speaking Spanish.
We say all this with knowing smirks;
We’re Democrats, you red-state jerks.

H/T Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler