"Meet the Pope of Doom Foreboding"

Tom Graffagnino has e-mailed me the following and I'm thinking many of you will enjoy it, Lord knows I did:

"Meet the Pope of Doom Foreboding"

In the Church of Chicken Little
   Where the sky falls through the floor...
Meet the Pope of Doom Foreboding...
   Meet His Holiness, Al Gore.

Jolly Giant Al of GreenPeace,
   Goddess Gaia's Chosen Son....
Check His Massive Carbon Footprint!
   Mother Earth's Anointed One!

He's the King of Karbon Kredits,
   And he's got a deal for you!
Put your faith in him....
    Send money!
Then reduce your CO-2!

Your indulgences he covets...
   Carbon taxes cleanse the soul!
So, repent Sins of Emission..
Shout 'Hosannah!'
    Join the Fold!

Send your checks!
   Earn Karbon Kredits!
Drive a hybrid....
   Do your part!
Chicken Little needs more taxes...
   (Tithing purifies the heart!)

Oh, sweet Gaia Green...Have mercy!
   We've transgressed now we're so blue!
Make us feel good...
   Cleanse our conscience!
Hey, Al....tell us what to do!

Profit Gore...Bless our intentions!
   We've been wrong...
    Oh, how we've sinned!
Inconvenient Truth you've sold us,
   Hot air blowing in the wind!

Gaia's heavy's onto something....
   And for sure that 'something's' Green!
Yes, we've heard the Word he's preaching,
   And it sounds just like.....
           CHA-CHING!

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