"Purple Fingers to the Blues"
Tom Graffagnino sends along his thoughts on events in Iraq as only he can:
Well, now they've gone and done it!Baghdad's voting to be free....A Pelosi-Murtha Nightmare!Oh! Dear God!.....How could this be!?*****Just imagine!My! How painfulFor The Left to hear the news!!!Baghdad Votes!What's that they're giving?.....Purple Fingers to the Blues!****Democrats are apoplectic!Ratherites look rather glumNow Muhajah-Dean's been silenced...Shut my mouth!He's really bummed!Mr. Kerry's mad....He's seething!(And he's still not making sense.)Hey! You'd be sore as well, sir...Straddlin' both sides of a fence!New York Times? They're lookin' gloomy...Cut 'n' runners all aghast!Iraqi Scrooge has ruined ChristmasWith each ballot that was cast.Michael Moore looks more moroser...He's depressed!And at wit's end!Cheer up, Mike!Santa just brought yourHaliburton dividend!Is that Dick "the Durban Legend"Looking sad way over there?Yes, Iraqis freely voting...Rocked "The Legend".....It's just not fair!*******Christmas Cheer!...Iraqi presentsWrapped in post-election hues!'Tis the Gift that keeps on giving....Purple fingers to the Blues!
Heh.
UPDATE: Jay has put up a purple-fingered post with lots of linkage. And Michelle is doing what Michelle does best.











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