.... but a funny, funny man nevertheless:
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"if you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Heh.
That was really funny!
Thanks,
Rick
Posted by: rick | Wednesday, November 10, 2004 at 10:57 AM
OMG !!! MUAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Bob K | Sunday, November 14, 2004 at 01:39 AM
Classic! Let's see if my wife likes that one...
Posted by: Joe | Monday, November 15, 2004 at 11:21 PM
enjoyed your joke. Thought you might enjoy visiting my blog. It's: http://www.pethusband.blogspot.com
Linda
Posted by: Linda marshall | Tuesday, May 08, 2007 at 10:17 AM