"This Talk of Sin is Not Productive!"

Tom Graffagnino has done it again:

"A Sweet Marshmallow Blintze?" or ("This Talk of Sin is Not Productive!")

"White"'s a concept we should bury;
It's way too radical and 'clean'!
Pure 'n' Holy's unproductive...
Those two thoughts we find obscene.

And 'Black'?.....
That too is too offensive.
We don't believe there's such a thing!
Evil's just an evil notion...
U.S. of Gray!
Let Freedom Ring!

We must remain quite open-minded,
'Cause Open Minds can save the day!
Let this Liberal Fog surround you...
Pleasant dreams, Sir...
"Vive La Gray!"

We now believe it's always better
To split the difference we advise.
Sir, that Fence is there to Straddle...
Our Chosen Way's to compromise!

"Tolerate!" must be our message.
We must approve whatever, man....
Saying "No!" Just isn't caring...
Accomodate!... The best you can.

We need to be more soft 'n' cuddly,
Yes,... more sensitive and nice.
Ratchet down your expectations,
While redefining words like 'vice'.

More sensitive and nice... and less Brutally Honest...

But Tom goes on:

We're the "Neutral Undecided's"
Our Path is Broad and very Wide!
We're meandering all over.....
But mostly Left and side to side.

We're 'The Middle-of-the Roaders'.
We're pretty sure we know what's best.
This talk of "Sin" is not productive!
My friend, it fails "The Global Test".

We're Broad-Minded Liberal Thinkers,
And, yes, we're on a Noble Quest!
And we think we're On To Something!
And we think our thinking's best.

Still,... we think,... we'll withhold judgment.
(To judge, The Left says, isn't right!)
So now we're left right where we started...
Foggy Grays...No Black or White.

We're "The Nuanced Flippy-Floppers",
The wishy-washy, "Vaguely Sage"
Quite adaptable and plugged-in,
To The Spirit of the Age.

You see, our Vision's very Dreamy,
A Nice Nirvana Reverie...
Strawberry Fields that stretch forever;
Where all can rest most comfortably.

A Pantheistic Panacea!
A Cool Utopia!.......Hooray!
Where we can "Let It Be!"..."Imagine"!
And John/Paul dreaming Marx The Way.

Do go and read the whole thing.

It really is a good Marshmallow Blintz.