
Mrs. Brutally Honest and I attended our first Harley Owners Group (H.O.G) National Rally, held in nearby ('bout 60 miles) Richmond.
Of course getting there and back was half the fun. Although coming back was a bit more fun than getting there.
Joe, a coworker (and flaming liberal... hates Bush... thinks Michael Moore has something to say... etc) met us at Charles City (about halfway to Richmond) on Route 5 and escorted us the rest of the way in. The problem? Joe's been bikin' for considerably longer than the Mrs. and I and he rode a tad faster than we were accustomed. We were literally, at times, hanging on for dear life. He was leading the way, and Mrs. BH was between he and I. He finally got the message that we weren't happy about going so fast when I fell back about half a mile or so and simply refused to go along like a... a... well... a moonbat outta hell.
Heh.
Anyway, Joe (I do like the guy, there isn't anyone friendlier, despite his liberal leanings) took us on a mini-tour of Richmond before leading us to the fairgrounds where the Rally was being held.
There we saw, literally, a sea of Harleys. Lined up in rows as far as you could see. Literally thousands of Harleys. A thing of beauty.
We paid our fees at the gate and said goodbye to Joe. He rides a Moto Guzzi and isn't an official H.O.G. member and this event was a members only thing... Joe was feeling a little like Michael Moore at a Bush rally... so I don't think he minded high-tailing it out of there.
Heh.
We checked out the traveling Harley museum, a private collection of vintage Bikes, booth after booth of Harley paraphernalia, a stunt show (really wild) and we ate fair food (jumbo barbecue, mega-sized order of fries and of course, a diet coke).
A few hours later, we found our way to the Rollin' on the River Street Party, found Joe once more hangin' out at the Blues stage listening to a good (and talented) friend of his, and had a Strawberry Smoothie before hitting the road for home.
It was on the way home that we encountered the majestic beauty of a full moon rising in the east, framed between the trees lining either side of Route 5, as the sun set behind us. If you can picture a country lane, at dusk, the wind in your face, the sky crystal clear and blue, the love of your life on her bike in your rear view mirror and the rumble of a Road King Classic's powerful Twin V's between your legs... well... I think it's the closest thing to heaven this side of... um... heaven.
Oh... the bugs... yes, I referenced that in the title of the post.
What of the bugs you say?
Well... there is a downside to biking.
We left Richmond within an hour of sunset. Unfortunately, taking the scenic route home meant that we'd be on the road longer than an hour. It soon became quite dark on the Colonial Parkway.
As you're probably aware, bugs are largely nocturnal, which for those of you who sing paeans to Michael Moore's intelligence, means they come out at night.
Oh do they come out at night.
Today, Mrs. Brutally Honest and I spent a great deal of time cleaning the bugs off of the windshield (some call it a bugshield and now I know why), the front forks, the crash bars, the headlights, etc, etc.
I guarantee we killed thousands of bugs last night and this doesn't count the hundreds that bounced off of our helmets, legs, arms, etc.
The Harley and her rider. Weapons of mass destruction to the bug community. I understand they've petitioned the UN to send inspectors and have asked Bush to send troops.
Heh.
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